righthandcat: (I wouldn't have cared)
Ranulf ([personal profile] righthandcat) wrote in [community profile] mythmaking2013-12-17 06:30 pm

oo1;

[ He's kind of rusty on the written form of the Old Tongue, but Ranulf wanted to learn as much as he could as soon as possible. And for now he wanted to test a theory on the international nature of language comprehension here. If they could understand a language which was slowly fading out of use, then that would be better proof than anything. ]


(Translation)

[ There's a thoughtful pause, which causes an ink blotch. He didn't think his experience with new cultures would get as diverse or otherworldly as this. Talk about more than he's bargained for. ]

I think it would be a little much to look for a common-point between us, but I'd still like to know what the places you were from are like. If you don't want to talk about it I understand! I'm sure there are better things to do than chat with a curious cat. Or you know, if you're from here you can say a little more about this place too. If I'm staying a while I might as well get to know this place better.

For me, well... I was born in the forested country of Gallia, on the continent of Tellius. We recently finished a big ol' war, and I don't want to bother you with the details. [ Basically the world as they knew it almost ended but things worked out just fine. ] It looks like the continent's in good hands though, so I'm not too worried. See, I already left home not too long ago, so I'm prepared beforehand to not know what exactly is going on back there. I used to... y'know, do small favors.  [ For the king, but let's not toot our own horn here. Not to mention all the hazards he's had to deal with. ] Met a lot of people. There really is no such thing as an average town! There are odd blokes everywhere if you look hard enough, and I mean that in a good way.

As it was I already am a bit of a traveler, actually. So on my part, I'll just consider this place an unplanned detour! Though I get if some others among you might not be so optimistic.
twitchery: (HOLY TWIN-FISTED STAB OF DOOM!)

[personal profile] twitchery 2013-12-21 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
[There is a very long pause.]

Does he actually have three heads? [Immediately crossed out. He can ask that in person (assuming that Ranulf didn't catch that before it was scratched out which is definitely possible.)]

I'm supposed to be some kind of giant killer so I'll be in trouble if I don't.
twitchery: (DRAGON'S UNENDING MAW OF PAIN!)

[personal profile] twitchery 2013-12-21 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Someone mentioned that I needed to find a beanstalk? I'm just hoping that one of us - you know, people not from here - isn't the giant I'm supposed to slay. I'm okay with being a daring hero! Bursting into flames from my might and my will! Defying evil! But I can't just kill someone who got assigned that role. But so far I haven't met a giant.
twitchery: (FLAMING CRY OF THE GODS!)

[personal profile] twitchery 2013-12-21 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
Of course! A hero's sword cannot be stayed when evil is afoot.

Maybe you gotta walk somewhere? Go on some kind of journey or just walk a lot.
twitchery: (SHINING FINGER!)

[personal profile] twitchery 2013-12-21 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
[WHAT HE WANTS TO SAY: I can go with you and hear awesome stories of your valor-]

I can go with you if you want company. I mean, if it's okay. I gotta make sure there's not a giant in the countryside anyway and it would be weird being on my own again after traveling with the Shepherds. And I'm pretty sure other people have the same problem. They're supposed to find a stick or a forest and don't know where to look.
twitchery: (FLAMING CRY OF THE GODS!)

[personal profile] twitchery 2013-12-24 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
He sounds impressive! A worthy man to seek out! I wonder if he shows up if we could get him to teach us how he does it? Just think about what you could do with that kind of ability!

[Shh indeed.]
twitchery: (FLAMING CRY OF THE GODS!)

[personal profile] twitchery 2013-12-24 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ngl, he's mainly thinking that it would be pretty awesome to be able to go off on an adventure and then see his mom and dad and visit all of his friends and drop off gifts and then resume the adventure without actually having to walk back and forth. And...maybe show up randomly to be all, "Hoy, Brady of the Moistened Eyes, what troubles have you encou- are you crying already?" (Since that's probably how it would go and he knows it.)]

Probably. Maybe he's got some kind of bloodline power? You know, like the brand. Or maybe you don't know? Or maybe he is a god.
twitchery: (SHINING FINGER!)

I wept tears of pain and sorrow.

[personal profile] twitchery 2014-01-12 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
That's probably a good idea. I mean, unless he's an evil god and he doesn't sound like an evil god so there's no reason to make him mad.
twitchery: (CRESCENT MOON STRIKE!)

I read that as tea for a sec and thought, "Man, that was a longass chug."

[personal profile] twitchery 2014-01-12 07:15 am (UTC)(link)
He probably does. I think he'd be opposed by...

By some dark and twisted figure carved from nightmare and shadows! Probably someone who has a desire to plunge the entire world into despair! And the only way Santa can defeat him is

1. By summoning the hopes and dreams of everyone worldwide and creating the ultimate weapon!

2. Or maybe [And while it's written as 'maybe' the way it was written - drawn out words and a slight flourish at the y - implied more of a drawn out word. Maaaaaaybe.] he has to become one with darkness to fight darkness? It's only after he's consumed by the shadows of his enemy that he manages to somehow emerge as Santa Shadowblade, a grim avenger.
twitchery: (FLAMING CRY OF THE GODS!)

[personal profile] twitchery 2014-01-13 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
Well, Santa Shadowblade could become a force of virtue and justice once he gets control of his powers. To the good he brings gifts! To the wicked he brings some sort of ironic, yet ultimately fitting, punishment. This is after a few years of him waging a war with the forces of darkness and maybe after he accidentally slays one of his friends during his dark and lonely battle.