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[volcanic]

I can't believe this. I've been here for two weeks and the 'fairy tale' thing hasn't worn off yet. How many bridges do I have to cross, anyway? It was only one in the story.

[ There's the distinct possibility that Iceland misunderstood what it means to take on his fairy tale role. But he really, really doesn't want to be a goat boy any longer. ]

On top of that, one of my sweaters is missing. Just what kind of place is this? It better not be those geese who took it...

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[volcanic]

Now you're just being dramatic.

[unaccepted]

Tell that to the papacy! But whose side shall it be? Will we exterminate those who save themselves by crossing bridges, or will you come at us for selfish gain?

[volcanic]

I'm not Catholic.

Why does it sound like I lose no matter what I decide?!

[unaccepted]

You think there are winners in war? That is why I plead—do not disturb the peace unless it is for a good cause.

[volcanic]

If anyone is being disturbing, it's you.

[unaccepted]

I am acting as a guide, sir! That is my role here; I am trying to fill it the same as you. [ Wasn't he arguing against that?? Who knows. ]

[volcanic]

I don't want to read your story anymore then.

[unaccepted]

You would be ashamed that you had not previously read it.

[volcanic]

I've read a lot of things.

[unaccepted]

Classics?

[volcanic]

Yeah.

[ They are probably not thinking the same thing right now. ]

[unaccepted]

Then you have read it.

[volcanic]

Yeah, probably.

I won't read it again though.

[unaccepted]

All because of me?

[volcanic]

Something like that. [ Moreso because of the association and Iceland is a weenie.

Grantaire may be annoying, but he's not that horrible. ]

[unaccepted]

That is fine, then. There is no use to reading stories more than once, and I am honored to convince one of such.

[volcanic]

Are you being sarcastic?