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[chestboard]

[as usual battler is a little confused. last he remembered he was in purgatory, and upon waking up here... well, he figured it was yet another trick from the witches.]

What this...? Hey hey- any witches out there mind explaining to me just what kind of game this is....?! You think this is funny, do you? That it's just so simple....

Aah setting up towns, people even... making me think they're all real. I know they're nooooot! You can't fool me that easiiillyyyy!

Dammiiiiit! It's useless, it's all useless!

[yes he even writes like a maniac.]

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[brainmelting]

Duh. Anyone who believes in something like magic would have to be crazy.

[chestboard]

Exactly-! That's why I'll prove that witches aren't real.

That'll show those bitches!

[of course, he's hardly making any sense here. he wants to deny witches by saying witches aren't real but he's just been going along with them. everything so fantasy but he can't even handle fantasy.]

[brainmelting]

[Yeah Anemone seriously isn't following here... To prove that witches don't exist, you'd have to at least believe that they could exist first, right? She doesn't get it, but hey, at least the guy's kind of funny.]

You're really weird, you know that?

[chestboard]

[who even can follow him? the world may never know.]

Weird is a good thing if you ask me. Yeah if I'm weird then I can't be normal, and who the hell wants that?

[brainmelting]

Well when you put it like that, I guess weird isn't so bad. People who're just plain normal are so boring.

[chestboard]

Don't even get me started on that! I hate acting like them all, like I need to fit in! Nope nope I'm Battler and it's staying that way, I can't be contained...!!

[brainmelting]

Yeah, that's the way more people should be like! There isn't a thing in the world that would make me change how I act. Battler though, huh? A weird name for a weird person then.

[chestboard]

Oh hush! I know my name is weird, yeah it's overly annoying even, but don't even draw attention to it!

What's your name? [if this isn't an illusion, might as well start asking questions.]