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[chestboard]

[as usual battler is a little confused. last he remembered he was in purgatory, and upon waking up here... well, he figured it was yet another trick from the witches.]

What this...? Hey hey- any witches out there mind explaining to me just what kind of game this is....?! You think this is funny, do you? That it's just so simple....

Aah setting up towns, people even... making me think they're all real. I know they're nooooot! You can't fool me that easiiillyyyy!

Dammiiiiit! It's useless, it's all useless!

[yes he even writes like a maniac.]

Comments

[chestboard]

No no nothing like that. Although, that kind of thinking isn't far off. Turn the chessboard over- let's think about this from another angle!

What would a witch gain from bringing me to a weird place...?!

[holyfight]

Well, if I think about that...

She could be trying to get you out of her way! Or maybe there's something here that she needs you to do!

Ooh, or maybe you're being punished by the witch for some kind of sin!

[chestboard]

[DAMMIT NO NOT THE SIN!!]

Beato mentioned that before.... yeah, I've heard those words leave her mouth already.

Sin... it's useless, that kind of thinking is just useless! If this is another test then I'll pass it for sure! I won't falter, I'll definitely deny witches and get my family back!

[holyfight]

Eh??? I got it right???

Do you mean witches took your family?

[chestboard]

Yeah, that's right, that's exactly what happened.

I'll never forgive any of them for this.

[holyfight]

I'm sorry. Maybe they'll get brought here, too?

Or you could try to find a way back home from here to get back to them and rescue them?

[chestboard]

I see.... okay, so how do I get back then?

[holyfight]

Oh uh. I actually don't know. If I did, I'd have gone home by now, too!

[chestboard]

Right, so you're saying you're stranded here too.

Yeah I knew it, my hunch generally isn't wrong- totally useless.

[holyfight]

Well... I guess it's not generally wrong.

Although we aren't here because of witches. I'm sure you could find one, though! They're in lots of fairy tales!

[chestboard]

Huh...

Well either way, I think we should just meet up and talk. Writing in this thing constantly is hard.

[holyfight]

Haha, okay! Where do you want to meet? By the fountain in the middle of town?

[chestboard]

Sure sure, I'm here already!

[holyfight]

Okay! I'll be there in a few minutes!

[And sure enough, in about ten minutes, Orihime walks up to the fountain]

Hi, there!

[chestboard]

[...he sees her and...]

Whoa!

[HE WHISTLES.] I see... yeah yeah, this is perfect! A babe is talking to me, aahh this is another dream come true!

[holyfight]

A babe?

[sometimes she forgets her knockers]

Eh heh, you look different than I thought you would!

Umm, what I mean to say is, I was kind of expecting someone a little more...

...

umm... frazzled!

[chestboard]

Frazzled? Me? Heh yeah, I understand why you might think that- but I regain my composure when in the presence of a beauty!

Those tits... hey hey, don't tell me what cup size those are- I'll easily figure it out!

D's, at least!

[holyfight]

Tits...?

[She looks down at them]

Are you sure you should be guessing things like that out loud...?