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[chestboard]

[as usual battler is a little confused. last he remembered he was in purgatory, and upon waking up here... well, he figured it was yet another trick from the witches.]

What this...? Hey hey- any witches out there mind explaining to me just what kind of game this is....?! You think this is funny, do you? That it's just so simple....

Aah setting up towns, people even... making me think they're all real. I know they're nooooot! You can't fool me that easiiillyyyy!

Dammiiiiit! It's useless, it's all useless!

[yes he even writes like a maniac.]

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[chestboard]

Huh- what's that....? Trapped on this planet? Oi oi if I didn't know any better I'd say you're an alien.

Or at least, claiming to be one....

[emperorofselfdestruction]

By the standards of Earth, yes, I am an alien. I've also been referred to as a robot and frankly, both terms are far too simplistic to accurately describe someone of my distinction.

[chestboard]

...Delusional, yeah that's it, you must be delusional! Or you're a really good illusion.

This book... it tells lies, I bet it does!

[emperorofselfdestruction]

Delusional? Let me make one thing clear, I am the epitome of sanity. Although everyone here seems to have made it their life's purpose to drive me insane.

[His sentences seems calm enough, except the handwriting has gotten scribblier, and he appears to have been pressing the quill harder.]

[Surely a good sign.]

[chestboard]

Wow, this is a good trick this time around, Good job witches!

If you're real, can you prove it? That this isn't just some big illusion?

[emperorofselfdestruction]

I'm not sure how you expect me to prove anything to an obstinate fool.

[chestboard]

If you're trying to get under my skin with the name calling, it won't work! I've been called for worse things.

[emperorofselfdestruction]

I'm not surprised.

[Long pause.]

What is your name?

[chestboard]

Battler Ushiromiya, don't ever forget it!