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[pishirogane]

Since this is the widely available method in which to reach the others who have come here, I will make use of it. I understand people are still settling into Märchenstraße in order to fulfill these roles thrust upon us and my friend and I are able to further assist.

Where we've taken residency, there is a library that holds the various faerie tales and myths we've become part of. Should you wish to know the details of your character and the story they are from, we are willing to oblige in answering these questions.

[Message down, Naoto lowers her quill and looks around at the books she currently has stacked. Perfectly content to not visit town for a while again.]

[OOC: Kanji or Naoto will be answering.]

Comments

[cancercarcino]

...WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU CLASSIFY EACH INDIVIDUAL RODENT??
WHY NOT JUST CALL THEM NUT CREATURES AND BE DONE WITH IT??

[pishirogane]

Should you ever discuss them, how would you know which nut creature you're talking about?

[cancercarcino]

CAUSE THEY'RE *ALL* NUT CREATURES, DUMB DUMB.

[pishirogane]

[How old is this person?]

So you'll just go the bushy-tailed nut creature or the striped nut creature? Or maybe a flying nut creature? But wait, you could be talking about a bird in that instance.

[Is he beginning to realize how stupid that is?]

[cancercarcino]

[A whole 7.4 sweeps thank you very much]

WHAT?
NO!
THEY'RE JUST NUT CREATURES!
AND BIRDS ARE FUCKING BIRDS, THERE'S HONKBIRDS AND CLUCKBEASTS AND SQUAWKING SPLEENFOWL.

[pishirogane]

[Sweeps? And it is equivalent to?]

So you differentiate them by their sounds?

[That's unfortunate to the deaf.]

[cancercarcino]

[Equivalent to fuck you is what.]

SOMETIMES.
I MEAN, A CLUCKBEAST IS NOTHING LIKE A HONKBIRD, THAT'S LIKE SAYING A WOOLBEAST IS THE SAME AS A HOOFBEAST.

[The deaf are usually culled or die in the brooding caverns so that's not a big issue on Alternia.]

[pishirogane]

To be fair, a sheep does have hooves.

[cancercarcino]

BUT THEY HAVE WOOL!

[pishirogane]

So do llamas.

[cancercarcino]

WHAT THE BARFING FUCK IS A LLAMA?

[pishirogane]

[Further proving her point.]

It's a alpine animal related to the camel. Large, but not as big as a say a horse, with a long face, long neck, and wool covering its body.

[cancercarcino]

[Ok, he has no idea what a camel is, but he knows what a human horse is. He's imagining a long-necked horse covered in wool.]

IT AMAZES ME WHAT KIND OF ASS-BACKWARDS CREATURES YOUR PLANET SPAWNS FORTH FROM THE GENETIC CESSPOOL.

[pishirogane]

[That one is not so abnormal.]

Do you know what a platypus is?

[cancercarcino]

WHY THE SHIT-GARGLING FUCK WOULD I WANT TO KNOW WHAT A PLATYPUS IS?

[pishirogane]

Because they make a llama relatively normal.

[cancercarcino]

NO FUCK THIS, I REFUSE TO INDULGE IN YOUR STUPID HUMAN ANIMAL SHENANIGANS.
I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR WEIRD EARTH BEASTS!

[pishirogane]

[That was amusing...]

Is there anything else you require then?

[cancercarcino]

NOT IF YOU INTEND TO TAKE EVERYTHING I SAY AND TURN IT INTO ANOTHER POINTLESSLY LONG-WINDED PILE OF VERBAL VOMIT.
I DON'T WANT TO ASK WHAT THE GODDAMN WEATHER IS LIKE ONLY FOR YOU TO GO OFF ON SOME TANGENT ABOUT HOW CLOUDS ARE ACTUALLY ANGEL SHIT OR WHATTHEFUCKEVER.

[pishirogane]

No, they're clouds.

[Okay, okay, enough messing around.]

I've leave you settle in then. Goodbye.