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emperorofselfdestruction2014-01-30 12:01 pm
Erste Schrei
[Some of you may recognize Starscream's overly large, messy handwriting by now. Some of you may not. Either way, he wants to complain at you.]
What is wrong with you fleshlings? Your stories are revolting. I knew you were disgustingly organic and primitive already, but I thought you at least had some standards.
Every other fairytale in the library has interspecies fornication, inbreeding, mutilation, cannibalism, or is simply bizarre. This is the worst research I have ever had the displeasure of doing, and how in the Allspark the Autobots can admire your odious species is beyond me.
[Long pause.]
Oh yes, who here can read my messages? I have been attempting to ascertain how these communicator books function.
- Cmdr. Starscream
[The signature is pretentiously fancy looking.]
What is wrong with you fleshlings? Your stories are revolting. I knew you were disgustingly organic and primitive already, but I thought you at least had some standards.
Every other fairytale in the library has interspecies fornication, inbreeding, mutilation, cannibalism, or is simply bizarre. This is the worst research I have ever had the displeasure of doing, and how in the Allspark the Autobots can admire your odious species is beyond me.
[Long pause.]
Oh yes, who here can read my messages? I have been attempting to ascertain how these communicator books function.
- Cmdr. Starscream
[The signature is pretentiously fancy looking.]