[ When Simon passes by the young man at first, he has to do a double take. Of the few he has met already, this one seems to have the worst luck of the lot. Cupid. Poor sod. ]

If you seek answers, Father Time would know better than anyone else here.

[ He feels somewhat obligated, in a way, to at least nudge some of them in the right direction. At least, the right direction as far as he can figure it. Simon was really not cut out for this. ]

He's also the most likely to understand that this isn't the most wonderful thing to happen either.

[ Well, yes. Simon is not much more pleased than likely anyone else. ]