Oh, everyone knows Jack, he's always inviting himself to dinner parties and balls and everything. Which, well, I'm sure he doesn't mean any harm, but it can be a tiny bit awkward sometimes, especially if some of the guests are giants. Talk about a social nope.
[ Okay, now she's babbling. Apple tries to pretend that wasn't way more than he asked for. ]
Um, anyway, poofing isn't a curse or a hex, that would be easy if that was all it was, you'd just get a good witch or someone to come undo it! But this is like, you know, you are your story, right? So if someone doesn't follow it, then the story doesn't happen, and you don't happen, right? Like I said, you have to do what your destiny tells you!
But if this - [ she flings her arms out, indicating the entire village ] - isn't, you know, poofing, then it might be a curse or something? Do you have a lot of experience with that kind of stuff? Do you know how to break curses? I mean, obviously True Love's Kiss will fix anything, but, uh, that's probably not a good option right now. I don't think my true love is even here.
[ Which is actually something of a relief, because if Daring were here, he'd probably just be standing in the middle of the city, swinging his sword around and shouting things like "vile cur!" and "have at you!" while discreetly admiring his own reflection in the blade. Which is all well and good for rescuing princesses from dragons, but Apple is pretty sure that would only complicate things more, and things are complicated enough already. ]
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[ Okay, now she's babbling. Apple tries to pretend that wasn't way more than he asked for. ]
Um, anyway, poofing isn't a curse or a hex, that would be easy if that was all it was, you'd just get a good witch or someone to come undo it! But this is like, you know, you are your story, right? So if someone doesn't follow it, then the story doesn't happen, and you don't happen, right? Like I said, you have to do what your destiny tells you!
But if this - [ she flings her arms out, indicating the entire village ] - isn't, you know, poofing, then it might be a curse or something? Do you have a lot of experience with that kind of stuff? Do you know how to break curses? I mean, obviously True Love's Kiss will fix anything, but, uh, that's probably not a good option right now. I don't think my true love is even here.
[ Which is actually something of a relief, because if Daring were here, he'd probably just be standing in the middle of the city, swinging his sword around and shouting things like "vile cur!" and "have at you!" while discreetly admiring his own reflection in the blade. Which is all well and good for rescuing princesses from dragons, but Apple is pretty sure that would only complicate things more, and things are complicated enough already. ]