[...there is a pause. It's a noticeable one. Wow, that donkey sure seems like it'- oh wait, it left in the meantime. Uh. Powers.] ...well, I'm already cursed by dark powers due to my lineage and a restless sword hand that cannot be contained once it desires blood, so the forces that enchant this place seem as though they believe that will be sufficient for the tasks at hand. Which involves giants. Of some kind. And a beanstalk? Someone mentioned a beanstalk.

[No idea who, due to the books, but someone had. And now he's feeling kind of gypped right now. People are getting powers? He didn't get powers? What's all of this power stuff he missed out on. Unfair!]

Nay, the only thing I woke up with that was different was a golden belt, upon which was engraved the words... [Dramatic pause, and then he declares somberly:] -'seven in one blow.' [Then, in a more normal tone.] I left it where I'm staying. It's kind of ugly and I have no idea what it means.