[ Well. Dick guesses he knows what he's getting her for Christmas. But, for now, he's making a face down at his journal. ]

I know Father Time said that we are now the fables and tales, but I don't see why you couldn't also get a SECOND job. With better income. And get all the nice things you want.

Also, since I've got a fireplace, I'll be needing matches, so you've got at least one customer.